8oo:

i went to japan but there were no subtitles

(via ugly)

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

(via ugly)

are you team boy toy named troy or team dude named michael
Theres a brief moment when you first wake up, where you have no memories. A blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness.
AnnaSophia Robb, The Carrie Diaries (via collapsed)

(Source: collapsed, via ugly)

collapsed:

*me at starbucks*

starbucks worker: what size do you want?

me: ariana grande

(Source: collapsed, via ugly)

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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(Source: jadelust, via ugly)


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