livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: ootlink, via dancewithmeplease)

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via askyourselfdreamer)

my meals in the summer
  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via lohanthony)

Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.

Kid in my lit class

Simple yet very true.

(via melodiousgeekery)

(via keepyoeyespeeled)

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

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